titanios:

Who has never had any desire to vanish and only come back when everything was fine?

(via happiest)

teamrocketing:

"no i don’t like disney it’s for kids" you need to bibbity bobbity back the fuck up out of my life

(via encourage)

sixpenceee:

my mom’s like why are you awake at 3am and im like why are you so obsessed with me

(Source: sixpenceee, via sorelatable)

moosejesus:

you know when you say something 

and it’s just 

why the fuck did i say that

(Source: gentlegoth, via sorelatable)

precumming:

when youre trying to get somewhere but the person in front of you is walking extremely slow

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(via lindsaylohoean)

d0nn0:

The most frustrating thing that happens to me is when your hand is in a really nice position but you move it and then can’t remember the the best postition it was in

(via sorelatable)

gnawruto:

foodtrucker:

I manage to turn everything into crap wow

yes that’s called digestion

(Source: foodtrucker, via cumfort)

bones-and-bricks:

daftpostpunk:

did Jesus pay for our sins with cash or credit

he used praypal

(via actionables)

alt-j:

why is James spelled with an s. why is it plural. more than 1 Jame. how many James.

(via lindsaylohoean)

theangelshaveteslasatncis:

folie-a-killjoy:

eli-manning:

gurry:

Aren’t we all internet explorers?

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do you mean we all run slow and people don’t like us?

thats exactly what we are

(via riyal)